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Previously on "What was the last substantial skill you learnt on a contract?"
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postwas the "fist of death" attacking his genitals at the time?
Brings a whole new meaning to 'FINISH HIM!'
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI don't think you want to. Churchill practiced that skill by lying on the floor of a mens cubicle.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThis unacceptable behaviour should be punished by expediting said persons to the ground floor using a method that's much faster and less comfortable than the escalator.
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostDealing with IB users who have a need to keep using words like "unnacceptable", "expedite" and "who do I need to escalate this with?"
never really did that much customer interaction on projects before but it's featuring quite heavily on this one.
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Dealing with IB users who have a need to keep using words like "unnacceptable", "expedite" and "who do I need to escalate this with?"
never really did that much customer interaction on projects before but it's featuring quite heavily on this one.
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostFTFY
Unfortunately the UK papers have taken to updating their web sites on a continuous basis, with the result that there is no longer a bunch of brand new articles to read when you first fire up the internet of a morning.
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostWhat they don't realise is that when you get in super early you can take your time over your first coffee or two and surf CUK
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Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostTurning up at 7:45 every day, come rain or shine.
Leave between 16:30 and 17:00, but that's fine cos he works super hard and is in really early.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow to control the fist of death.
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostSurfing da internet and posting on CUK while looking busy enough to convince clientco that I am a conscientious and hard worker.
Keeping my head beneath the parapet.
Leave between 16:30 and 17:00, but that's fine cos he works super hard and is in really early.
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostSurfing da internet and posting on CUK while looking busy enough to convince clientco that I am a conscientious and hard worker.
Keeping my head beneath the parapet.
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