going through a divorce

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DS23 replied

13 July 2011, 13:25
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

I wonder if you can have a cock transplant? Would it make you gay every time you touched it? What if it rejected you?

i googled phalloplasty images and then immediately wished i hadn't.
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TimberWolf replied

13 July 2011, 12:42
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

I wonder if you can have a cock transplant? Would it make you gay every time you touched it? What if it rejected you?

It might be preferable to have an animal donor, e.g. a donkey.
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PRC1964 replied

13 July 2011, 12:37
I wonder if you can have a cock transplant? Would it make you gay every time you touched it? What if it rejected you?
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lje replied

13 July 2011, 12:34
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Surely the punishment should fit the crime ?

That was probably her reasoning too...
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EternalOptimist replied

13 July 2011, 11:11
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

She deserves a life sentence.

Surely the punishment should fit the crime ? What about 1 year for every centimetre ?

with time on the chain gang if she got the sack as well
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TimberWolf replied

13 July 2011, 10:58
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

That other bloke had his nob sown back on, this guys will have some mince meat or a dildo to choose from.

If I was that bloke, I'd murder her when she comes out of prison in a few months time, if she serves that long.

She deserves a life sentence.
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DimPrawn replied

13 July 2011, 10:29
That other bloke had his nob sown back on, this guys will have some mince meat or a dildo to choose from.

If I was that bloke, I'd murder her when she comes out of prison in a few months time, if she serves that long.
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ChrisPackit replied

13 July 2011, 10:24
If it's anything like the John Wayne Bobbitt case from a few years ago, he'll have a prosthetic one stitched back on twice as big as the one he lost, and become a porn star.

Every Cloud has a silver lining
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DaveB replied

13 July 2011, 10:09
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

aggravated mayhem?

Lock me up!

Or in your case, Aggravated Malarkey
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MaryPoppins replied

13 July 2011, 09:52
aggravated mayhem?

Lock me up!
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alreadypacked replied

13 July 2011, 09:43
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

and put it through the electric waste disposal...

Guess she wanted to make sure he could not get it stiched back on.
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DS23 replied

13 July 2011, 09:41
and put it through the electric waste disposal...
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alreadypacked started a topic going through a divorce

13 July 2011, 09:39
going through a divorce

Ouch!

California woman cuts off husband's penis

Ms Becker was arrested on suspicion of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.

BBC News - California woman cuts off husband's penis
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