Scottish food exports pass £1bn mark

[CheeseSlice]

Who said deep fried mars bars would never catch on?

Meanwhile in England:

Warning over seagulls stealing chips

I've watched a large seagull snatch an entire ice cream cone from a young lady last year.
She had a sense of humour and laughed it off, but probably hoped the gull had severe brain freeze.

[gingerjedi]

I am moving to England if this madness ever gets put through (which I doubt it ever will).

Scotland is more economically viable than anything North of Swindon and West of Reading but give these socialist nutters a few years and we will be back to crop rotation.

Sod off, we're full.

[minestrone]

Time to go it alone then, good luck.

I am moving to England if this madness ever gets put through (which I doubt it ever will).

Scotland is more economically viable than anything North of Swindon and West of Reading but give these socialist nutters a few years and we will be back to crop rotation.

[gingerjedi]

Who said deep fried mars bars would never catch on?

Meanwhile in England:

Warning over seagulls stealing chips

Time to go it alone then, good luck.

[MarillionFan]

The 'fresh salmon' exports I suspect are actually farmed salmon and inferior to real fresh salmon.

And neither are a patch on the salmon you can now catch just outside Tokyo.

[Cliphead]

The 'fresh salmon' exports I suspect are actually farmed salmon and inferior to real fresh salmon.

[minestrone]

"Anne MacColl, chief executive of Scottish Development International (SDI), the government's trade promotion agency that extracted the HMRC figures"

She is probably on a shed load to compile these figures which undoubtedly got produced by some DB grunt and a few SQL queries which then gets presented as interesting news on the BBC.

[MarillionFan]

That's been going on for years and there are signs all over cornwall warning you about Seagulls.

My daughter's earliest memory is off a sea gull stealing "the loveliest, most tasty cheese sandwich in the world" from her hands aged 3.

It's a well known fact this, that Seagulls originated in Merseyside before populating the rest of the coastal areas hence the problem with stealing chips. You don't get the same problems with Puffins or Penguins which have never been seen in Merseyside.

[eek]

Who said deep fried mars bars would never catch on?

Meanwhile in England:

Warning over seagulls stealing chips

That's been going on for years and there are signs all over cornwall warning you about Seagulls.

My daughter's earliest memory is off a sea gull stealing "the loveliest, most tasty cheese sandwich in the world" from her hands aged 3.

[scooterscot]

Who said deep fried mars bars would never catch on?

Meanwhile in England:

Warning over seagulls stealing chips