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EternalOptimist replied

13 July 2011, 08:37
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I know but one is on a contractors wage and one does what one can in these difficult times

Stork. that's all you need to know about butter.

or maybe lurpack as well

no. stork. definately
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norrahe replied

13 July 2011, 07:37
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mmm.

"Fetch the tesco blue & white stripey lard" doesn't scan quite as well as "fetch the butter".

I know but one is on a contractors wage and one does what one can in these difficult times
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shaunbhoy replied

12 July 2011, 16:52
Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Well she did bat her eyelashes at me so she must have enjoyed it.

Was that before or after the Rohypnol kicked in?
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PAH replied

12 July 2011, 16:01
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Your dog has a bin?

Yes, it's called a mouth.

We call him Fido. Short for infidel.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 15:37
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

EO says you're an infidel.

There you go luvvie.
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cailin maith replied

12 July 2011, 15:37
EO says you're an infidel.

There you go luvvie.
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 15:36
well. ok.

but its still called tea anyway
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SimonMac replied

12 July 2011, 15:35
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

infidel.

I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

<cough>

im waiting
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 15:34
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

infidel.

I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.

<cough>

im waiting
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norrahe replied

12 July 2011, 15:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

infidel.

I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.

I'm afraid they've all gone home for the evening
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EternalOptimist replied

12 July 2011, 15:31
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Indeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.

infidel.

I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.
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norrahe replied

12 July 2011, 15:30
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Butter? Luxury!

Well When I said butter I meant, I can't believe it's not butter or tesco blue and white stripey lard
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MaryPoppins replied

12 July 2011, 15:29
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Indeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.

Your dog has a bin?

You're well posh.
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PAH replied

12 July 2011, 15:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

pah. they recognise the food of the Gods and start panting

Indeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.
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Bunk replied

12 July 2011, 15:21
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I do a mean......... toast, I might splash out and do it with butter

Butter? Luxury!
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