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Indeed - there are more chefs here than you can shake a stick at. Not me though.... spagetti hoops on burnt toast is my speciality.Bazza gets caught
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I might pitch an idea for Channel 5:Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIndeed - there are more chefs here than you can shake a stick at. Not me though.... spagetti hoops on burnt toast is my speciality.
"CUK Knobber's Kitchen"Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I do a mean......... toast, I might splash out and do it with butterOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostIndeed - there are more chefs here than you can shake a stick at. Not me though.... spagetti hoops on burnt toast is my speciality.
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count me in, im a cordon bleuughhOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI might pitch an idea for Channel 5:
"CUK Knobber's Kitchen"
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Butter? Luxury!Originally posted by norrahe View PostI do a mean......... toast, I might splash out and do it with butter
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postpah. they recognise the food of the Gods and start panting
Indeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Your dog has a bin?Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.
You're well posh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well When I said butter I meant, I can't believe it's not butter or tesco blue and white stripey lardOriginally posted by Bunk View PostButter? Luxury!
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infidel.Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed they do. I often get an "oh my god" after they take a taste. Followed by coughing, spluttering, and looking around for the dog dustbin.
I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.
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I'm afraid they've all gone home for the eveningOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postinfidel.
I call on all my cuk female heartthrob fans to respond and call him an infidel.

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