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Yep, shit: by the sounds of it, if she was on a date with this one.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI think she may have had something in her eye
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Just can't help feeling that tea sounds dead common.
Unless the word is being used to refer to a plate of dainties taken at 4 o' clock.Comment
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I always impress the birds with my cooking skills. i reckon my scouse is the worlds best knicker elastic loosenerOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYep, tulip by the sounds of it, if she was on a date with this one.
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Whereas that just sounds utterly knobbish.Originally posted by pacharan View PostJust can't help feeling that tea sounds dead common.
Unless the word is being used to refer to a plate of dainties taken at 4 o' clock.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I worked in a kitchen Vallodolid when I was younger so I do actually know my stuffOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYep, tulip by the sounds of it, if she was on a date with this one.Comment
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Does it give 'em wind?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posti reckon my scouse is the worlds best knicker elastic loosenerPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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People who use the term "dead common" are infact dead common.Originally posted by pacharan View PostJust can't help feeling that tea sounds dead common.
Unless the word is being used to refer to a plate of dainties taken at 4 o' clock.
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I'm sure you do, everyone here does darling.Originally posted by pacharan View PostI worked in a kitchen Vallodolid when I was younger so I do actually know my stuffPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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pah. they recognise the food of the Gods and start pantingOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoes it give 'em wind?
could have benn the asthma i suppose
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