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Previously on "Would you sleep with an agent?"
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It'll be sad if this is the way the market goes. It'll start out with someone offering a handjob in return for a juicy £500/day six monther and when they see there is money in it the offshoring giants will be offering all expenses paid orgies in eastern european capitals. The UK contractor will be ****ed. Literally.
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3 agents over the years would have definitely got it if it had been offered, they were trim, very well presented and had that fit girl in smart business attire thing going on.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostYou dont know what you are missing
Depends on the size of your margin I suppose
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You dont know what you are missingOriginally posted by BA to the Stars View PostProvided it's not Dodgy
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No.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMany a contractor's gone for a business meeting with him, accepted a cup of tea and then been found two days later stumbling incoherently round a Cambridge car park with lipstick marks on his arse and a Mrs T Spitting Image mask on his head.
Just you.
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Many a contractor's gone for a business meeting with him, accepted a cup of tea and then been found two days later stumbling incoherently round a Cambridge car park with lipstick marks on his arse and a Mrs T Spitting Image mask on his head.Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostProvided it's not Dodgy
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You'd have to pay me a lot per hour ......
I only know one female agent and she's difficult, to say in a polite way!
All the others are male, so ewwwww, I dont think I ever would .... I dont think there is enough money to persuade me ...
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Well they are charging £600 per hourOriginally posted by Mason Boyne View PostWhat's the rate?
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