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Old Greg replied

6 July 2011, 19:24
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

He'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!

Only if they had any to start with. Mrs OG keeps mine nice and safe in a box so I'm OK.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 July 2011, 19:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

when I was in the scouts, we used to sit round singing, ging gang goolie.

ooooh , the pain
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cailin maith replied

6 July 2011, 19:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.

I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin
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EternalOptimist replied

6 July 2011, 19:04
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

That's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell it

The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!

The thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.

I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin
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cailin maith replied

6 July 2011, 18:38
Originally posted by Pork Belly

That sounds like a ganglion cyst. I had one of those, and got rid of it myself using the 'book' method.

That's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell it

The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2011, 14:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.

He'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!
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MarillionFan replied

6 July 2011, 14:23
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Why how many have you got?

7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.
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d000hg replied

6 July 2011, 14:04
Why how many have you got?
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TimberWolf replied

6 July 2011, 12:46
It's fortunate that they don't charge by the testicle.
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cailin maith replied

6 July 2011, 12:41
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

There's where you went wrong.

WSS - I have diagnosed myself "dead" more times than anything else.
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MaryPoppins replied

6 July 2011, 12:39
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

from what I read things can change daily and get very nasty in a short space of time and get into the lymph system.

There's where you went wrong.
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cailin maith replied

6 July 2011, 10:27
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

My sister's wrist cyst!!

That's a tongue twister right enough!

I know it was hard enough typing it, let alone saying it
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shaunbhoy replied

6 July 2011, 10:24
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

My sister had a cyst on her wrist and they (Hospital) removed it, they made a right bollocks (no pun intended SY01) of it too, it now looks like she has a massive scar from a botched suicide job.

My sister's wrist cyst!!

That's a tongue twister right enough!
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cailin maith replied

6 July 2011, 10:13
My sister had a cyst on her wrist and they (Hospital) removed it, they made a right bollocks (no pun intended SY01) of it too, it now looks like she has a massive scar from a botched suicide job.
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SimonMac replied

6 July 2011, 10:12
Is anyone else humming to themselves Colonel Bogey March after reading this?

Can we get admin to change his tagline to "Suity has only got one ball"?

Last edited by SimonMac; 6 July 2011, 10:24.
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