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[wim121]

I thought you were going to comment on how wide she can open her mouth as well?


Now we know why William married her.

[TimberWolf]

...or perhaps Wills has a 12" todger and she really has something to smile about

That would explain this:



Nice two-handed grip too.

[Troll]

I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.
She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.

* or whatever her name is now

As soon as she stops the resultant pictures and headlines will change to "trapped in a gilded cage" "Kate as unhappy as Diana" blah blah blah

...or perhaps Wills has a 12" todger and she really has something to smile about

HTH

[TimberWolf]

Worried about Kate

I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.



She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.


* or whatever her name is now

[MaryPoppins]

I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

Can someone summarise before I go off for a

TIA

- k2p2 and I both have breasts, and vaginas
- TW does not have any of the above
- k2p2 and I can both *nearly* touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are out straight in front of us
- k2p2 and I can both touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are bent slightly in front of us. My boobs get squashed when I do this.
- TW still can't do the above, thus proving that he is definitely male

[TimberWolf]

I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

Can someone summarise before I go off for a

TIA

MaryPoppins and k2p2 have vaginas and will squeeze their boobs with their elbows on request. HTH.

[DimPrawn]

I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

Can someone summarise before I go off for a

TIA

[MaryPoppins]

Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together Maybe you were doing it wrong.

This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.

Just did it again. Yes, they did, a bit. More squashed though.

[TimberWolf]

Stick out of where?!

Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together Maybe you were doing it wrong.

This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.

[mudskipper]

Stick out of where?!

I think he's leading up to asking for photographic evidence.

[MaryPoppins]

Aha. Did your boobs stick out?

Can any men do it?

Stick out of where?!

[TimberWolf]

Yeah, they touch when bent.

Aha. Did your boobs stick out?

Can any men do it?

[mudskipper]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?

Mine touch when bent. I think that one is the intelligence test though.

[MaryPoppins]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?

Yeah, they touch when bent.

[TimberWolf]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?