Manly

[MaryPoppins]

Well I can only get about 2.5 inches apart and I haven't even got boobs.

Do you have a vagina?

[TimberWolf]

Maybe, but Caster Semenya had a vagina.

Russian athlete? How close can you get your elbows?

[mudskipper]

Maybe, but Caster Semenya had a vagina.

Just googled - she's been allowed to return to women's athletics. Perhaps she passed the elbow test.

[TimberWolf]

Do you have a vagina?

That would be rather at odds with my manly 2.5 inch elbow separation wouldn't it? Actually, I've forgotten what an inch looks like, say 12cm. No, only a willy, etc.

[MaryPoppins]

Actually, I've forgotten what an inch looks like

I hear that, brother

[TimberWolf]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?

[MaryPoppins]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?

Yeah, they touch when bent.

[mudskipper]

Actually, I can't touch my elbows even when the arms aren't straight (i.e. bent), just the forearms touch, and then only just, so maybe that's the test. Can you ladies try that version please?

Mine touch when bent. I think that one is the intelligence test though.

[TimberWolf]

Yeah, they touch when bent.

Aha. Did your boobs stick out?

Can any men do it?

[MaryPoppins]

Aha. Did your boobs stick out?

Can any men do it?

Stick out of where?!