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    #31
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    There is one true test to check whether she's a woman, and that is the elbow test. No, not being able to lick your elbows or bring them together behind the back, but touching them together at the front with the arms straight. Men can't do it. Having a vagina is a give-away too.
    I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

    Worried now.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #32
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

      Worried now.
      Me too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

        Worried now.
        What do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.

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          #34
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Me too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?
          No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.

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            #35
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            What do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.
            I can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.
              How close can you get them?

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                #37
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.
                I like your flirting style there.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  How close can you get them?
                  About an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.

                  Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    About an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.

                    Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.
                    Well I can only get about 2.5 inches apart and I haven't even got boobs.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.
                      Maybe, but Caster Semenya had a vagina.

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