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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Me too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm not sure I can do that (just tried).
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What do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm not sure I can do that (just tried).
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No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostMe too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?Comment
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I can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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How close can you get them?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.Comment
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I like your flirting style there.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNo. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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About an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow close can you get them?
Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well I can only get about 2.5 inches apart and I haven't even got boobs.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAbout an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.
Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.Comment
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Maybe, but Caster Semenya had a vagina.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNo. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.Comment
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