Must admit, both girls looked a lot fitter just a few short weeks ago. Maybe this celebrity limelight isn't for everyone?
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Surely all women make a special effort for their wedding day, even yours SB.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMust admit, both girls looked a lot fitter just a few short weeks ago. Maybe this celebrity limelight isn't for everyone?
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Wasn't referring simply to the day of the wedding peabrain. Try to keep up there's a good chap.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
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Sorry, reading your mind is out of the question as the target is too small.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWasn't referring simply to the day of the wedding peabrain. Try to keep up there's a good chap.
I'd better head off to specsavers.Comment
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Originally posted by wim121 View Post
Most women look better with make-up? I'm shocked.
Coming from a part of the north west where 90% of the women are ugly inbred fat chavtastic munters, the Middleton sisters look like supermodels.
Beer and make-up: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Amazon.com: Beer (Helping Ugly People Have Sex) College Poster Print - 16" X 20": Home & Garden
I'm sure it also helped prior to 1862. Long may it continue.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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I'll give you that one ...Originally posted by PAH View PostMost women look better with make-up? I'm shocked.
Coming from a part of the north west where 90% of the women are ugly inbred fat chavtastic munters, the Middleton sisters look like supermodels.
Really is slim pickings up north ....Comment
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Nothing to do with target scale, it is the limited apparatus you are utilising for analysis. Like trying to understand quantum physics with an abacus, to use an analogy that will doubtless soar over your empty head.Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
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You from liverpool then??Originally posted by PAH View PostMost women look better with make-up? I'm shocked.
Coming from a part of the north west where 90% of the women are ugly inbred fat chavtastic munters, the Middleton sisters look like supermodels.Beer and make-up: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Amazon.com: Beer (Helping Ugly People Have Sex) College Poster Print - 16" X 20": Home & Garden
I'm sure it also helped prior to 1862. Long may it continue.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostYou from liverpool then??
Nope. I don't have a squeeky accent and have no curly hair above waist level.
Maybe I'm being unfair, probably the old genetic ruse of making people seem more attractive if they're exotic foreigners.
Though I prefer women that can pass the 'can you join your hands when you hug them' rule, that handily also works when you have the beer goggles on.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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There is one true test to check whether she's a woman, and that is the elbow test. No, not being able to lick your elbows or bring them together behind the back, but touching them together at the front with the arms straight. Men can't do it. Having a vagina is a give-away too.Comment
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