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Stick out of where?!

Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together :confused: Maybe you were doing it wrong.

This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.
 
Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together :confused: Maybe you were doing it wrong.

This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.

Just did it again. Yes, they did, a bit. More squashed though.
 
I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

Can someone summarise before I go off for a :winker:

TIA
 
I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

Can someone summarise before I go off for a :winker:

TIA

- k2p2 and I both have breasts, and vaginas
- TW does not have any of the above
- k2p2 and I can both *nearly* touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are out straight in front of us
- k2p2 and I can both touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are bent slightly in front of us. My boobs get squashed when I do this.
- TW still can't do the above, thus proving that he is definitely male
 
Worried about Kate

Worried about Kate

I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.

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She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.


* or whatever her name is now
 
I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.
She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.

* or whatever her name is now
As soon as she stops the resultant pictures and headlines will change to "trapped in a gilded cage" "Kate as unhappy as Diana" blah blah blah

...or perhaps Wills has a 12" todger and she really has something to smile about

HTH
 
I thought you were going to comment on how wide she can open her mouth as well?


Now we know why William married her.
 

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