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    #51
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Stick out of where?!
    I think he's leading up to asking for photographic evidence.

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      #52
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Stick out of where?!
      Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together Maybe you were doing it wrong.

      This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.

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        #53
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Between the elbows that were cupping your breasts and squeezing them together Maybe you were doing it wrong.

        This appears to work for 2 out of 2 females tested on CUK, now we need some feedback from the males to see whether this is a 100% accurate sexuality/boob size test.
        Just did it again. Yes, they did, a bit. More squashed though.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #54
          I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

          Can someone summarise before I go off for a

          TIA

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            #55
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

            Can someone summarise before I go off for a

            TIA
            MaryPoppins and k2p2 have vaginas and will squeeze their boobs with their elbows on request. HTH.

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              #56
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I've just skimmed this thread and found multiple references to breasts and vaginas.

              Can someone summarise before I go off for a

              TIA
              - k2p2 and I both have breasts, and vaginas
              - TW does not have any of the above
              - k2p2 and I can both *nearly* touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are out straight in front of us
              - k2p2 and I can both touch our (own) elbows together when our arms are bent slightly in front of us. My boobs get squashed when I do this.
              - TW still can't do the above, thus proving that he is definitely male
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #57
                Worried about Kate

                I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.



                She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.


                * or whatever her name is now

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  I'm getting worried about Kate Middltons'* face now. It's always grinning. What has she got to smile about anyway, apart from the fairy tale ending, blow job on a balcony, marrying into royalty, being a princess and being mega rich? I haven't seen a single photo of her not beaming exuberantly, can this be good for her face? My face starts aching after a few seconds of smiling, but I don't practise much. Jack Dee would make an awful princess.
                  She even smiles when paddling a canoe. Is the smile is stuck now? William has this royalty lark sussed and is conserving his face muscles well.

                  * or whatever her name is now
                  As soon as she stops the resultant pictures and headlines will change to "trapped in a gilded cage" "Kate as unhappy as Diana" blah blah blah

                  ...or perhaps Wills has a 12" todger and she really has something to smile about

                  HTH
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post

                    ...or perhaps Wills has a 12" todger and she really has something to smile about
                    That would explain this:



                    Nice two-handed grip too.

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                      #60
                      I thought you were going to comment on how wide she can open her mouth as well?


                      Now we know why William married her.

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