Manly

[MaryPoppins]

There is one true test to check whether she's a woman, and that is the elbow test. No, not being able to lick your elbows or bring them together behind the back, but touching them together at the front with the arms straight. Men can't do it. Having a vagina is a give-away too.

I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

Worried now.

[mudskipper]

I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

Worried now.

Me too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?

[TimberWolf]

I'm not sure I can do that (just tried).

Worried now.

What do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.

[TimberWolf]

Me too. Are you allowed to cross your arms?

No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.

[MaryPoppins]

What do you mean not sure? This test came from good authority, that show on which Vic Reeves blows things up, the name of which I've forgotten now. None of the men could do it.

I can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.

[TimberWolf]

I can put my arms out straight in front of me, but my boobs prevent my elbows completely touching.

How close can you get them?

[MaryPoppins]

No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.

I like your flirting style there.

[MaryPoppins]

How close can you get them?

About an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.

Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.

[TimberWolf]

About an inch apart. It hurts a bit though.

Before you ask, yes - I do have a vagina.

Well I can only get about 2.5 inches apart and I haven't even got boobs.

[mudskipper]

No. Have you got a vagina? Maybe that's a better test.

Maybe, but Caster Semenya had a vagina.