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I've got a few you can have. I'd like to be sure they're going to good protestant homes though, only for right feet.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm trying to raise this for you, you ingrate. You had mentioned that business so was now so bad you were thinking of asking AtW for some tips.
Never siad anything of the sort. It's the 'Chinese Year of the Deep Fried Black Pudding Pizza' this year, so the greasy spoon is in overdrive. Once Hugh Fearnly Whittingstall showcases the west coast deep fried potato scone in batter, we'll be drowning in cash.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou never know. you might even get one suitable for a fat six-toed septic s h i t e -bag in your donations.
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You never know. you might even get one suitable for a fat six-toed septic s h i t e -bag in your donations.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo for those poor paddies(and Scottish chip shop owners), I think it's only right we step in and help. I don't have any spare, but for all of those posters who have some spare sockies please line up below and we'll make sure you're sent over. Just sign below
Your Sockies, like money, are never spare as I am sure you intend using them at some point. That said, I'm sure you have more than you need at the moment.
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Sockie Drawer - Charity Donation
I found out today, that in some parts of the world that are poorer than us (like Ireland) that some people don't have any socks to wear. That's right. No sockies. In fact, it's so bad in Scotland I've heard that some contractors have had to resort to rowing out into the middle of the sea with a piece of fishing line to find socks and crabs to sell in their fish 'n' chip shop.
So for those poor paddies(and Scottish chip shop owners), I think it's only right we step in and help. I don't have any spare, but for all of those posters who have some spare sockies please line up below and we'll make sure you're sent over. Just sign below
Sockie List
"I the undersigned would like to donate this sockie to those less fortunate than me, like the Irish or some skirt wearing Jock who may burn his feet if the sun gets too hot"
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Give me your fookin' sockies!
Thx
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