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Previously on "What is it with hangovers?"

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Make her wear a hat then
    That's a bit like painting over rust though. Much better to get a younger prettier one who has eaten too many sweeties.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I dunno, I just don't really want to look down and see some wrinkly old lizard lady slurping my noodle. I expect I'll be of a different mind when I'm that age myself.
    Make her wear a hat then

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    yeah, me too, but probably without the 'nauseous'
    I dunno, I just don't really want to look down and see some wrinkly old lizard lady slurping my noodle. I expect I'll be of a different mind when I'm that age myself.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Hard to say. The thought of it leaves me both nauseous and aroused.

    yeah, me too, but probably without the 'nauseous'

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Are you seeing that as a good thing or a bad thing ????
    Hard to say. The thought of it leaves me both nauseous and aroused.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There is a high chance that the mother would have removable teeth.

    Are you seeing that as a good thing or a bad thing ????

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    What if it's the daughter thats in her late forties ???????
    There is a high chance that the mother would have removable teeth.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    You should be alright if the mothers timing belt hasn't gone; usually late forties.

    But I haven't had that problem, unfortunately.
    What if it's the daughter thats in her late forties ???????

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    So where does a mother daughter threesome fit in?
    You should be alright if the mothers timing belt hasn't gone; usually late forties.

    But I haven't had that problem, unfortunately.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    There is nothing perverse about fancying young fertile adult women. It's more perverse to fancy old clapped ones.
    So where does a mother daughter threesome fit in?

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Well, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.

    Bakkushan is the worst.
    There is nothing perverse about fancying young fertile adult women. It's more perverse to fancy old clapped ones. It's like cars, they need trading in every so often, preferably before the timing belt goes (i.e. menopuase).

    HTH

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  • Mason Boyne
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Well, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.

    Bakkushan is the worst.
    Hang around, I'm sure one will be along soon.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Thats cause you went to that lap dancing bar again
    Well, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.

    Bakkushan is the worst.
    Last edited by doodab; 29 June 2011, 13:56.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Had a few beers last night and today I'm as randy as a randy badger.

    I might have to go home early.
    Thats cause you went to that lap dancing bar again

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Are badgers randy?
    it seems so, and loud too

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