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Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
(snigger)
I assume from the vitriolic tone of your post that the knob extension went wrong? Again.
Zippy went to the hospital for a bit of cosmetic surgery. She was very nervous but at the same time very excited.
She thought Mr Zippy would be very happy with the results.
Mr Zippy held her hand as she was put under the anesthetic. The surgeons worked for most of the day tidying up Zippy's ladies bits. A snip here, a tuck there, a stitch here, a right old horror show. But eventually it was done.
On waking, Zippy looked around to see a massive bunch of beautiful flowers. Oh, she thought Mr Zippy has been good.
There was a card attached and she was surprised to find it wasn't from Mr Zippy at all.
It just read 'Dear Zippy, thanks for the new ears, Niki Lauda'
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