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Previously on "Interesting Plan B: Extorting money from plebs on internet"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    What with the internet becoming THE resource now for a lot of people, its only a matter of time till someone needs an emergency number, relies on the web, finds their access down, and someone dies.

    Then these scumsuckers will be up for murder



    I heard the emergency telephone service is being outsourced to 118.com, so you may be right.

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Edit : The rest of us arn't as sick and twisted as Old Greg
    Oh I don't want to see it - I meant you.

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  • Mason Boyne
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.
    Steady on, I just gave as good as I got.

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  • DaveB
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Oh, I don't know about that.
    Edit : The rest of us arn't as sick and twisted as Old Greg

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.
    Oh, I don't know about that.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Forget the fact that the crime involves computers. It's a simple case of deception.
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Did you get your money back in the end?
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Yes thanks, and thanks for the refund. Glad there's no hard feelings and it's not your fault that your wife is a crap shag.
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apparently it's difficult to put the effort in when you're struggling to stop yourself from vomiting.
    And how something that small could have so much fungal growth was, in her words, a modern medical marvel
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Still, better than what she comes home to every night, eh?
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I think you're mistaking her for someone who gets turned on at the sight of a grown man sucking his thumb whilst applying a cheese grater to his genitals
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    That's the last time I use her if she's shagging MarillionFan too. Thanks for the heads-up.
    Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    What with the internet becoming THE resource now for a lot of people, its only a matter of time till someone needs an emergency number, relies on the web, finds their access down, and someone dies.

    Then these scumsuckers will be up for murder



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  • Mason Boyne
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right
    That's the last time I use her if she's shagging MarillionFan too. Thanks for the heads-up.

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  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?
    She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right

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  • Mason Boyne
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I think you're mistaking her for someone who gets turned on at the sight of a grown man sucking his thumb whilst applying a cheese grater to his genitals
    She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?

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  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Still, better than what she comes home to every night, eh?
    I think you're mistaking her for someone who gets turned on at the sight of a grown man sucking his thumb whilst applying a cheese grater to his genitals

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  • Mason Boyne
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Apparently it's difficult to put the effort in when you're struggling to stop yourself from vomiting.
    And how something that small could have so much fungal growth was, in her words, a modern medical marvel
    Still, better than what she comes home to every night, eh?

    Leave a comment:


  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Yes thanks, and thanks for the refund. Glad there's no hard feelings and it's not your fault that your wife is a crap shag.
    Apparently it's difficult to put the effort in when you're struggling to stop yourself from vomiting.
    And how something that small could have so much fungal growth was, in her words, a modern medical marvel

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  • Mason Boyne
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Did you get your money back in the end?
    Yes thanks, and thanks for the refund. Glad there's no hard feelings and it's not your fault that your wife is a crap shag.

    Leave a comment:


  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
    Forget the fact that the crime involves computers. It's a simple case of deception.
    Did you get your money back in the end?

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