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Previously on "The problem with Women's Tennis"

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Probably better than liking it for the balls.
    Ahhh Anna, only the balls should bounce. You are missed

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  • minestrone
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    I am not going to say Henin is somehow attractive but I think she has a certain something...

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Still you've got to like tennis for the upskirts
    Probably better than liking it for the balls.

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  • amcdonald
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    Still you've got to like tennis for the upskirts

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Germany is full of them.
    Ahhhh I should have guessed by the name sabine ....... Not my cup of tea .....

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Germany is full of them.
    tis true - Continental crumpet always seems nicer than home grown - better educated, less vacuous, more svelte

    I wonder if it's because we are an Island race

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Wow, she's prettier than a model!

    Ahhhh if only I was rich and good looking enough to meet a woman like that ....
    Germany is full of them.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Sabine Lisicki is quite pleasant too
    Wow, she's prettier than a model!

    Ahhhh if only I was rich and good looking enough to meet a woman like that ....

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  • Bunk
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    Sabine Lisicki is quite pleasant too

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  • PAH
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    So that's what Craig Philips (Big Brother handyman) is up to these days.


    I hope no-one had any big bets on both Williams sisters getting knocked out on the same day in straight sets. The fraud squad will be kicking your back door in, after they've had their dinner.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post


    Now that's what I'M talking about!!!
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Very nice indeed! Ahhhh makes me want to frolic in the park, playing tennis with a busty maiden

    Ughhh but that big breasted woman annoys me. She was nice before the op. How can someone do such a thing to their own body though? Always annoys me when women complain about big breasts. Who cares if you have backache, you have massive breasts. They should kiss the ground that nature favoured them so much.

    Its like a guy complaining of having a massive penis. Who cares if you have to re-arrange more or have difficulty finding pants or even finding a woman with enough 'capacity' for you. You've got a giant penis! It's better than owning a gun and a bottle of bourbon! I cant think of a single guy I know that would go to his mates "You know what guys, my penis is far too big, instead I want a smaller one than a midget chinese bloke". He would get turfed out of the pub and beaten up.






    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Agreed:
    That picture always makes me chuckle.

    Yes she's grotesque and more manly than I am, but the expression on her face is priceless. It looks as if she's pertrified of the ball, indeed scared of the whole game.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Venus has nice legs. Actually I think she's quite a handsome woman, muscled but in proportion.

    She could probably squeeze you to death like one of the James Bond villains though.
    You do know much about women if you think handsome is a compliment.

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  • d000hg
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    Venus has nice legs. Actually I think she's quite a handsome woman, muscled but in proportion.

    She could probably squeeze you to death like one of the James Bond villains though.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'd like to see how the top beef-cake women would do against the skinny blokes.
    3 games in a set max.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I was flicking between the Henman and Williams matches yesterday and felt that the women looked beafier. I'd like to see how the top beef-cake women would do against the skinny blokes.

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