Damn! Can't find anything to moan about ...

[sasguru]

I'm disgusted!

Tell me more about the new secretary...

Well she's really hot - curves in all the right places, perfect tits, short skirt with bare legs that seem to go on and on, and a sweet innocent face that you know is just fake. You can tell she goes like a train.

Excuse me, I'm off to touch meself - may be some time ...

[DaveB]

The only thing that interests me is the new secretary with the medium, firm and obviously upturned bazookas.
Feck it, I'm off to crack one off ...

Sneak a picture and stick it on lightr relief for the rest of us

[Spartacus]

...life seems pretty rosy to me. Let's see if I can raise some interest in politics - nope, house prices - nada, the nation's debt - nah, the state of search engines - nyet.
The only thing that interests me is the new secretary with the medium, firm and obviously upturned bazookas.
Feck it, I'm off to crack one off ...

You should be beheaded.

[DaveB]

I've got plenty to moan about!

Why is it I'm the only member of my family who can get up in the morning?
Takes Mrs. WC2 about 20mins to get out of Bed! The Kids have to be told about 4 times to "get up"

Sounds familiar. I have the same situation. Drag myself out of bed at 7:00, other half surfaces at 7:30, after I've made breakfast, kids lunch etc. Child appears sometime after 7:45 having been told repeatedly to get out of bed since 7:00.

Pisses me off no end.

[madhippy]

mmm .. don't mean to be nosey .. but it's not like they've got that many problems to worry about etc..

[madhippy]

what's a 16 yo need to see a shrink for ?

[wc2]

I've got plenty to moan about!

Why is it I'm the only member of my family who can get up in the morning?
Takes Mrs. WC2 about 20mins to get out of Bed! The Kids have to be told about 4 times to "get up"

I'm sure the kids were swapped at birth

Child 1 - 16F - Currently seeing a shrink
Child 2 - 13M - Chilled (Follows his dad - whoever he is)
Child 3 - 12F - Opportunist Thief (Fags - Money - Anything that's not in the safe)
Child 4 - 5M - Hot headed - But sooooo cute

The problem is....

We as parents have lost the power - New Liar's fault

When I was a child, My Parents only had to threaten me with the police to make me behave. (Back in the days when the local booby was able to give you a clip around the ear without being fired AND OR sued)

Now Children have no fear of the authorities – Designed to keep peace and order to the UK.

Welcome to my world

[Churchill]

I'm disgusted!

Tell me more about the new secretary...

[Francko]

...life seems pretty rosy to me. Let's see if I can raise some interest in politics - nope, house prices - nada, the nation's debt - nah, the state of search engines - nyet.
The only thing that interests me is the new secretary with the medium, firm and obviously upturned bazookas.
Feck it, I'm off to crack one off ...

There is always the weather to moan about. You can't go wrong with moaning about the weather in Northern Europe, it's crap anyway.

[Fungus]

I'm outraged that you can't find anything to rage about. This is New Lier's fault.

[sasguru]

...life seems pretty rosy to me. Let's see if I can raise some interest in politics - nope, house prices - nada, the nation's debt - nah, the state of search engines - nyet.
The only thing that interests me is the new secretary with the medium, firm and obviously upturned bazookas.
Feck it, I'm off to crack one off ...