Reply to: Why have I stopped getting -ve rep?

[MarillionFan]

Indeed - and, in fact, there doesn't seem to be any good reason for those elements to have an id attribute in the first place

Come on Admin, let Nick make it anonymous again!

[Zippy]

It takes a modem to run a baudy house.

It's a SYN.

[EternalOptimist]

This integer variable walks into the pub and says to the manager 'this will be my 32,768th pint'


The manager says 'get out. you've had one to many'

[doodab]

#!perl
# My Father, the Hacker v1.0 
# by Yanick Champoux (12/9/2002)

use Data::Dumper;  
$diaper = new Data::Dumper   ([],[]);  # welcome to fatherhood, buddy 

localtime => 'after supper';

study $course or 'change baby ?';

eval $ituation;

$baby => glob happily;

no warnings;

$diaper->can( wait );

$mother = grep @you, "wooooh, buster.";

BEGIN{ /The/, speech }

warn 2, put, perlgolf, @ the, index qw(and she would do it, too)    ,1
  or 2, map wife => hex;

our $baby;   #she says

listen "and nod a lot",
s/igh/ 
		yes, dear  
/;

grep @baby, '';

open DIAPER;
eof;
push @away, y!u!ck!;
dump 'into garbage bin';
unpack new, diaper;
waitpid   qw/
	careful, boys can   /,sqrt/!                    
/;
close DIAPER;

put, baby, 2, sleep;

seek $wife,'s approval',
	bless "strange hobby", 'now?';

return "to perlgolf" if s.he does..;

[mudskipper]

'This complex For Next loop walks into the pub and the barman says 'That's Basic'

"Get off!"

It takes a modem to run a baudy house.

[MarillionFan]

Anyone with a half decent contracting career who chooses to pursue a career in stand up needs their head examined.

'This complex For Next loop walks into the pub and the barman says 'That's Basic'

"Get off!"

[doodab]

Have you ever wondered why your career as a standup comedian never took off.

Anyone with a half decent contracting career who chooses to pursue a career in stand up needs their head examined.

[MarillionFan]

Correct
Oh dear - MF blows his credibility at the end by displaying a total inability to comprehend the code
Hint: "FOR... NEXT" is a construct in FORTRAN/ALGOL-family languages. You clearly couldn't handle FORTRAN or ALGOL so you're probably harking back to your stumbling attempts to use a toy language like one of Microsoft's shoddy tries at BASIC.

Have a look through this and pass comment when you've learned something about programming

Have you ever wondered why your career as a standup comedian never took off.

[doodab]

FTFY!

No he didn't, FullyAutomatix did, shortly followed by a couple of others. Nick wrote the Javascript that makes it easy.

[NickFitz]

Nick didn't work it out. FA did. Nick then rode in on his Javascript horse...

Correct

...and wrote a for next loop. Rivetting.

Oh dear - MF blows his credibility at the end by displaying a total inability to comprehend the code

Hint: "FOR... NEXT" is a construct in FORTRAN/ALGOL-family languages. You clearly couldn't handle FORTRAN or ALGOL so you're probably harking back to your stumbling attempts to use a toy language like one of Microsoft's shoddy tries at BASIC.

Have a look through this and pass comment when you've learned something about programming

[MarillionFan]

" Is there no-one this poster won't flirt with? "

(bloody true though)

[MaryPoppins]

But. But , but I love you!.

" Is there no-one this poster won't flirt with? "

[MarillionFan]

Screw you tuliphead. It's OVER!

But. But , but I love you!.

[MaryPoppins]

And the +ve's young Mary. Tell the whole story.

Screw you shit:head. It's OVER!

[MarillionFan]

FTFY!

Nick didn't work it out. FA did. Nick then rode in on his Javascript horse and wrote a for next loop. Rivetting.