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BoredBloke replied

10 June 2011, 12:49
get on Jobserve and look for a number of short remote projects and double up!
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jmo21 replied

10 June 2011, 12:37
2 options:

1) stop dialling into the conf call

2) make up the most ludicrous bulltulip full of buzzwords you can muster
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Clippy replied

10 June 2011, 12:26
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2011, 12:17
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

IR35 fail?

Being paid to do no work?

Or being retained as a consultant.
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Pondlife replied

10 June 2011, 12:13
IR35 fail?

Being paid to do no work?
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MarillionFan replied

10 June 2011, 12:11
Just go on a CUK posting frenzy for a while.
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2011, 11:40
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Does this mean we can expect a plethora of tulip dull posts over the next 3 weeks?

You're darn tootin
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SimonMac replied

10 June 2011, 11:39
Does this mean we can expect a plethora of tulip dull posts over the next 3 weeks?
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Lumiere replied

10 June 2011, 11:34
what do you put in your timesheets, if you have them
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fullyautomatix replied

10 June 2011, 11:34
Why waste your time in a pointless boring contract when you can focus full time on the 15 dolla per laptop per pensioner scheme of yours ?
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Churchill replied

10 June 2011, 11:32
Make your mind up.

Is it your laptop or ClientCo's?
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shaunbhoy replied

10 June 2011, 11:29
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Too busy working on plan B for that.

Would that be the old "£15, and drop it off on saturday morning" Bonanza?
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2011, 11:28
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Learn a new skill via the web. It related or not.

Too busy working on plan B for that.
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Lockhouse replied

10 June 2011, 11:25
Learn a new skill via the web. It related or not.
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2011, 11:25
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Sounds like your dream role SY!

Your avatar is making eyes at me.
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