Reply to: Argggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Zippy]

He could have whispered it to me. I can keep a secret me

Good.

[cojak]

Oh no! Did you really,really have to ask?

He could have whispered it to me. I can keep a secret me

[shaunbhoy]

I hate him with a passion.

[MarillionFan]

Oh no! Did you really,really have to ask?

He looked the type.

Had a massive bust up with the missus after they left. She said I was rude to them, especially when I went to the pub to watch the England match and left them all there. 'We had guests' she said. 'We had moochers!'

Anyway Ive told the missus they are the dullest people on earth and if she wants to see them again she can piss off up to Scotland. The last straw was last night when I said he I was looking forward to Dr Who and had a trailer, his daughter asked what it was and he replied 'A complete load of crap'. I hate him with a passion.

[Zippy]

How do you know he's a cuckold, did she try it on?

Oh no! Did you really,really have to ask?

[cojak]

How do you know he's a cuckold, did she try it on?

[shaunbhoy]

They will not be coming back ever again.

Oh you're just saying that ya big softeee!!!

[MarillionFan]

They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.

Its like everything I dislike rolled up into two people.

Don't drink
Don't read the newspapers
Don't watch telly
Don't like sports
Reads books quietly
Face books all day
Has OCD
Hubby is a cuckolded male
Kids can't drink x or y as it's bad
Children not disciplined
There are five kids in the house, I gave them lollipops the visiting wife took them off her children and binned them and told me I was being insensitive, then when presented with some children's yogurts that are on their last 'use by' date then their kids cannot have it. She even kicked off at going to a public toilet earlier!!!

And finally, finally, when I was watching the preview for Dr Who, one of their children asked what it was and he said 'a load of crap'!!!


They will not be coming back ever again.

[Old Greg]

They must be kicking themselves for forgetting about that old predictive texting problem. It will be a long time before they accept another invitation to visit an elderly aunt who doesn't mind a couple of drinks.

[Zippy]

No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

Feckers.

The Apprentice eh If you say so

(where is the nudge nudge smiley?)

[MarillionFan]

Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?

No. Telly has been put on. Apprentice is now on. The ****ers have decided that it's time to go to bed as the telly is to loud.

Feckers.

[russell]

Bad news MF, Scotland became Independent today, so any Scottish person outside the country has to stay where they are for a few years.

[MaryPoppins]

You see that You see that smiley

That's me that is. Right now

Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

But reading books

F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on. The great MF is too much of a pussy to put the TV on in his own house?

[cojak]

Pssssssst.

Have they gone yet?

[MarillionFan]

Bum off

You see that You see that smiley

That's me that is. Right now

Stuck in a room with two people who don't watch telly

Who won't go to bed and let me watch the apprentice from Wednesday

But reading books

F U C K OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!