Bin Laden Joke Posts

[PinkPoshRat]

When the Americans threw Bin Laden in the sea they put him in a West Ham shirt to help him sink to the bottom quicker.

[shaunbhoy]

[DaveB]

Starbucks have a new coffee.

The Osama Bin Latte.

Extra white head with two shots and a splash of water.

[KentPhilip]

Here's a few..

"9/11 organiser dead".
Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.

Osama was found today: talk Abbotabad place to hide!

"Mr. President, kill confirmed."
Obama: "Can you confirm the identity?"
"Yes sir. Scruffy ugly ****er with a big beard. Hang on, that's his wife."

My thoughts at this sad time are with Osama's virgin sister, Neva Bin Laden.

We won't be laughing in three days when Bin Laden rises from the dead.
I'm not looking forward to 'Muslim Easter': Chocolate goats will be tulip.

Barack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he DID do the killing...

Sickipedia - In The News - Osama Bin Laden

[russell]

American Government say the Bin Laden raid wasn't an assassination and would have taken him alive if he surrendered.

HAHAHA Good one eh?

[SimonMac]

You can't fault the local council in Abbotabad (sp?) - Even the bins are taken out on a bank holiday.

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

You can't fault the local council in Abbotabad (sp?) - Even the bins are taken out at the weekend.

[SimonMac]

That reminds me of the dyslexic woman I pulled in the pub last weekend.

Silly cow spent the whole night trying to cook my sock

Drunk man walks up to a woman, saying "Duck my sick"

She goes don't you mean "Suck my ****?"

Man reply's "Nope" then vomits over her.

[TestMangler]

Dyslexic Navy Seals are pleased to announce the elimination of Asda Bed Linen

That reminds me of the dyslexic woman I pulled in the pub last weekend.

Silly cow spent the whole night trying to cook my sock

[SimonMac]

Dyslexic Navy Seals are pleased to announce the elimination of Asda Bed Linen

[gingerjedi]

Elton John to record a Bin Laden tribute song, 'Sandals in the Bin'.

[TestMangler]

Police in West Yorkshire are said to be looking for three racist attackers.







Anyone want an application form ?

[Zippy]

Taxi for Mr PinkPoshRat!

[Spacecadet]

Post Bin Laden Jokes

FTFY

[PinkPoshRat]

The DNA of Bin Laden has come back as 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk.
Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.