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Previously on "Britain Had Talent"
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI only watch BGT for Michael Macintyre.
You should get out more.
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I only watch BGT for Michael Macintyre. You can see he's trying to taking it seriously... but all the time he's thinking "Freaks! More freaks I say!"
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No surprises there really, have any of you read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb, it explains this reasonably well, and that was written in 2006.
Good read too, well matched characters to Cowell, Osbourne etc..
The auditionee categories of blingers, mingers and clingers.
Ben Elton's Chart Throb
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Never watched it, but if recent retirees Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue (assuming I have the right show) make a video together I might be interested
Dannii sounds a bit lonely:
Vibe On
Oh, my God, the [Incomprehensible] got her bag
Does anyone know where I can get those?
Vibes
Instead of just lyin' there
Why don't you show me that you're powerful?
I, I, I put in triple X batteries
Just so, you'd give me somethin' wonderful
Turn you on
Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like
Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations, vibe
I don't wanna put you down
Looks like I'm a vibraholic now
I, I need you comin' with me everywhere
Lately I smile so much, I'm gettin' stares
Turn me on
Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like
Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations
Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations
You be like givin' me vibrations
The ultimate stimulation
Straight out of the box, ah, unhesitation
Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride
Makin' me crazy when the volumes high
You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want
Make my friends scream out loud
I want what she's got
Supernatural doin' things that normal man can't do
So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood
Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like
Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
I'd settle for that video too.
I think I may have strayed off-topic.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI hope it is the end.
I can't be doing with XFactor, BGT and the likes, does my head in.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI find it hard to take people who watch this crap seriously. One of my missus' friends started going on about some guy who paints toast the other day and I had to pretend to go to the loo while I got the sniggering out of my system.
What is the world coming too eh?
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