Reply to: Britain Had Talent

[DodgyAgent]

I find it hard to take people who watch this crap seriously.

What is the world coming too eh?

[Moscow Mule]

I only watch BGT for Michael Macintyre.

You watch a show specifically for that gormless muppet?

You should get out more.

[NotAllThere]

I only watch BGT for Michael Macintyre. You can see he's trying to taking it seriously... but all the time he's thinking "Freaks! More freaks I say!"

[amcdonald]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

But The Apprentice is quit watchable

[Scrag Meister]

No surprises there really, have any of you read Ben Elton's book Chart Throb, it explains this reasonably well, and that was written in 2006.

Good read too, well matched characters to Cowell, Osbourne etc..

The auditionee categories of blingers, mingers and clingers.

Ben Elton's Chart Throb

[MarillionFan]

I did enjoy that one

You're so fickle.

[norrahe]

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

I did enjoy that one

[SimonMac]

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

Was that the one where a posh bird tried to be a "street type" DJ, innit!

[TykeMerc]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

Indeed.

[Old Greg]

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

Except 'Faking it' - that was great.

[norrahe]

+1

+2 (and any reality tv show for the matter )

[TimberWolf]

Never watched it, but if recent retirees Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue (assuming I have the right show) make a video together I might be interested

Dannii sounds a bit lonely:

Vibe On

Oh, my God, the [Incomprehensible] got her bag
Does anyone know where I can get those?
Vibes

Instead of just lyin' there
Why don't you show me that you're powerful?
I, I, I put in triple X batteries
Just so, you'd give me somethin' wonderful
Turn you on

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations, vibe

I don't wanna put you down
Looks like I'm a vibraholic now
I, I need you comin' with me everywhere
Lately I smile so much, I'm gettin' stares
Turn me on

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

You be like givin' me vibrations
The ultimate stimulation
Straight out of the box, ah, unhesitation
Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride
Makin' me crazy when the volumes high

You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want
Make my friends scream out loud
I want what she's got
Supernatural doin' things that normal man can't do
So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood

Change you up fast and slow
Till I find the frequency I like

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations
That's what gets my ride on
Gotta have vibrations
Jump on, top it, sit right on it
Plug in an' give me my vibe on
Gotta have vibrations

Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations
Keep on givin' me, keep on givin' me my vibrations

Plug it in an' give me my vibe on
Give me vibrations

Alternate lyrics: Bzzzzz, Bzzzzz, Bzzzzzz, ....

I'd settle for that video too.





I think I may have strayed off-topic.

[Halo Jones]

I hope it is the end.

I can't be doing with XFactor, BGT and the likes, does my head in.

+1

[Platypus]

Tragic! That poor Ronan kid

[Old Greg]

I find it hard to take people who watch this crap seriously. One of my missus' friends started going on about some guy who paints toast the other day and I had to pretend to go to the loo while I got the sniggering out of my system.

What is the world coming too eh?

I am mighty relieved that I have no idea what you are talking about. It sounds pretty bad out there.