Is it because I is black?

[DaveB]

[Originally Posted by Prince Philip
36. "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?" Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: "Birmingham."

Uncle Phil strikes again

[Churchill]

36. "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?" Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: "Birmingham."

[Old Greg]

Because all the paperwork for his expenses claims was accidentally shredded.

For varying definitions of accidentally.

Did they accidentally shred the evidence of his war crimes as well?

[DaveB]

About time they started locking them up. How come Blair isn't in the Tower?

Because all the paperwork for his expenses claims was accidentally shredded.

For varying definitions of accidentally.

[TimberWolf]

About time they started locking them up. How come Blair isn't in the Tower?

[pacharan]

Nope, it's because you is a theiving bastard.

Lord Taylor of Warwick jailed!

I remember him not being selected as Tory candidate for Cheltenham back in the 1980's. There was a furore over it because the local members didn't want a "c**n" representing them.

Felt a bit sorry for him at the time. Shame he's sunk so low.

[Old Greg]

. . . and ornamental duck houses.

And be Lib dem MPs' live-in gay lovers.

[wobbegong]

They should all be force to wear high visibility clothing and clean moats.

. . . and ornamental duck houses.

[Old Greg]

They should all be force to wear high visibility clothing and clean moats.

[Churchill]

Nope, it's because you is a theiving bastard.

Lord Taylor of Warwick jailed!