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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Was he ever? What an admission!!!

    Tough love. It's the only way.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Jealous because you're no longer my favourite? Get over it.
    Was he ever? What an admission!!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.
    Jealous because you're no longer my favourite? Get over it.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.
    sasguru being our resident in-house expert on the tribulations of posh boarding schools.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Phew! For a moment there, I thought you were going to say "The new boy gets bent over and bummed by the top boy..."
    Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.

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  • Jeff Maginty
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    Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 11 June 2022, 08:18.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Of course he has. This is what first alerted me to his newbieness.
    It's a bit of a giveaway. Do you think he likes films about gladiators?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    He's got a point though.
    Of course he has. This is what first alerted me to his newbieness.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    hmmmm, you're new here aren't you.

    Toilets are down the hall on the left and the new guy buys the cakes lunchtime.

    It's the CUK way.

    Or if you'd like, we could all pop round after work for a bit of a bash at yours.

    Got any twiglets?
    He's got a point though.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Newspapers are always banging on about house prices. One week a newspaper is shouting about how much prices are rising, then a few weeks later another newspaper (or maybe even the same one) is shouting about how much prices are falling. IMHO it's just lazy journalism. When they can't find anything better to write about they just bang out a story about house prices.
    hmmmm, you're new here aren't you.

    Toilets are down the hall on the left and the new guy buys the cakes lunchtime.

    It's the CUK way.

    Or if you'd like, we could all pop round after work for a bit of a bash at yours.

    Got any twiglets?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Newspapers are always banging on about house prices. One week a newspaper is shouting about how much prices are rising, then a few weeks later another newspaper (or maybe even the same one) is shouting about how much prices are falling. IMHO it's just lazy journalism. When they can't find anything better to write about they just bang out a story about house prices.
    Each company who has a vested interested in houses commisions a survey, they send the results to the newspapers and as you say some lazy journalist writes a story and publishes it. They never seam to question the survey or the results.

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  • Jeff Maginty
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    ..
    Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 11 June 2022, 08:19.

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  • Pondlife
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    It's a hoax article on the Express.

    It makes no mention of immigrants or Princess Di.

    Can't be real.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Did you log on specially for that or were you ready and poised?

    I for one am excited about the economic Nirvana to which we will soon be translated.
    He's right though.

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  • MrMark
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    Didn't they predict this last year?

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