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Previously on "Say hello to mini everybody!"
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I've escaped the hospital leaving mini behind now enjoying the evening sun on the balcony. If only those bells would stop for a minute it would be perfect!
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Well done, I'll have to come down to Munich and help you wet the baby's head
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If I had bought the girlfriend a £20 hearing aid she would have heard me when I told her to turn it off at the ******* wall.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.
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If you'd got a shredder costing £20 less, it wouldn't have had a safety guard, and you would have only lost one note. Bargain.Originally posted by doodab View PostMy son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.
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My son, around the age of 2, managed to feed several £20 notes into the shredder. Luckily I stopped him before he got to the cards.
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YG1 (we have 2 girls) learned to extract my credit card from my wallet at 10 months.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI have one Son, and a Cat.....
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Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.
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I have one Son, and a Cat.....Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThank you all
If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!
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Open your wallet and take a good look at the contents, cos it;s the last time you're going to see anything in there for 20 years.
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Thank you all
If anyone one of you is thinking about becoming a father or a mother we ask you, have you considered a cat?!
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This whole site is crawling with repressed screaming queens. It's the ones who get nasty about it who are the obvious ones.Originally posted by doodab View PostI've often thought that men who call other men "son" are trying to subvert their latent desires by reclassifying the object of their affection as something sexually taboo.
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