Vuvuzelas - the horns used by football fans celebrating last year's World Cup - not only cause noise pollution but may also spread diseases, say experts.
Hmmm... I wonder how many blokes will be trying this line on with their missus when they get back from a rugby/football tour.
Honest luv, it was them vuvuzelas wot give me this rash down there. No, I never went near them hookers nor did I do some ropey bird on a hen do staying in the same hotel.
