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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    He is claiming to be part Irish as he wants four more years, and he needs the Irish American vote.
    He did actually mention this when he was in the run-up for the last election too.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    It is certainly unfair that an honourable and decent Irishman such as you (who has been very helpful to a few of us in CUK when stranded at motorway services with no way to get home, and has given us a lift {usually out of your way and with no diesel recompense} and yet still gets no public thanks {because you accept none} and yet to continue to tolerate us {especially that doggie Churchill reprobate who we know sleeps in a basket in the passenger footwell} despite us continuously outing you as the raving, butch, string-vested, man-eater you are) are given a rough time on CUK ...

    ... when all you want is a hard time.

    When I am in a suitable position, I shall slip you a fizzy pink one. As you know, I owe you.



    (bloody hell, this wine's working.)
    Christ, you're maudlin' when you're in drink.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    G'on...take your coat...
    It is certainly unfair that an honourable and decent Irishman such as you (who has been very helpful to a few of us in CUK when stranded at motorway services with no way to get home, and has given us a lift {usually out of your way and with no diesel recompense} and yet still gets no public thanks {because you accept none} and yet to continue to tolerate us {especially that doggie Churchill reprobate who we know sleeps in a basket in the passenger footwell} despite us continuously outing you as the raving, butch, string-vested, man-eater you are) are given a rough time on CUK ...

    ... when all you want is a hard time.

    When I am in a suitable position, I shall slip you a fizzy pink one. As you know, I owe you.



    (bloody hell, this wine's working.)

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    He's a got a dodgy non-runner of a motor, a dodgy birth certificate, sneaked out the back of the Irish Embassy and got into the UK overnight without going through Customs.

    Next thing we'll hear is he's working on a building site in Croydon and has 13 kids and is living in a 7 bed council house on benefits.

    He's Irish all right.








    CM, just so you know, the paddle goes here -->
    G'on...take your coat...

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Keen to shrug off the 'muslim' jibes of some of his detractors, the U.S. president now claims to be part Irish.
    They all want to claim it because it gets lots of votes.

    HTH

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  • RichardCranium
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    He's a got a dodgy non-runner of a motor, a dodgy birth certificate, sneaked out the back of the Irish Embassy and got into the UK overnight without going through Customs.

    Next thing we'll hear is he's working on a building site in Croydon and has 13 kids and is living in a 7 bed council house on benefits.

    He's Irish all right.








    CM, just so you know, the paddle goes here -->

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    He is claiming to be part Irish as he wants four more years, and he needs the Irish American vote.
    He's about as Irish as Thomas O'Malley, that well known alley cat.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Keen to shrug off the 'muslim' jibes of some of his detractors, the U.S. president now claims to be part Irish.

    He is claiming to be part Irish as he wants four more years, and he needs the Irish American vote.

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  • amcdonald
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    Is he going to throw a pipe bomb on a bus, to follow local traditions ?

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  • wobbegong
    started a topic Barack O'Bama

    Barack O'Bama

    Keen to shrug off the 'muslim' jibes of some of his detractors, the U.S. president now claims to be part Irish.

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