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d000hg replied

21 May 2011, 10:49
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

I'm still here. What's going on then?

You didn't qualify?
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moorfield replied

21 May 2011, 10:13
I'm still here. What's going on then?
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d000hg replied

21 May 2011, 10:04
It seems a toss-up which subject will spawn more threads; the rapture or the insurance orgy.

I'll let you know if I get raptured.
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Halo Jones replied

21 May 2011, 06:47
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.
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RichardCranium replied

21 May 2011, 00:17
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Coat sir?

More likely the curtains.
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TykeMerc replied

21 May 2011, 00:09
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

Coat sir?
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RichardCranium replied

20 May 2011, 23:24
Sum the ASCII values of the characters in "21&May&2011" and you get 666.

So IT MUST BE TRUE.

(Ignore trivial details such as which calendar we are using.)

Edit: The world will be turned upside down on "21+MAY+2011 @ 18:00" and the ASCII values for those characters is 999 which, turned over, is the number of Aqualung. Sorry, The Beast. So IT MUST BE TRUE.

Last edited by RichardCranium; 20 May 2011, 23:37.
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TimberWolf replied

20 May 2011, 23:09
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense.

And where's the death clock? What a rip-off.
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TimberWolf replied

20 May 2011, 23:08
I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense.
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RichardCranium replied

20 May 2011, 23:04
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?

Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.
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moorfield replied

20 May 2011, 22:53
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

I do not know whether it takes into account British Summer Time.

So you still have the Saturday sport / shopping / lie-in to enjoy.

But if you have a steak and a BJ planned for the evening, you're going to be disappointed.

Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?
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TykeMerc replied

20 May 2011, 22:47
Thanks Mr C.
I'll have time to paint some of the skirting boards in the attic then, but won't have to put up with the gloss paint vapours. Win/win then.
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AtW replied

20 May 2011, 22:39
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.
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RichardCranium replied

20 May 2011, 22:34
The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

I do not know whether it takes into account British Summer Time.

So you still have the Saturday sport / shopping / lie-in to enjoy.

But if you have a steak and a BJ planned for the evening, you're going to be disappointed.
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TykeMerc replied

20 May 2011, 22:31
Have they specified what time this Rapture will happen? For that matter what timezone?
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