Gossip at the checkout

[EternalOptimist]

hold on hold on, you were in Tesco's ???????

WTF was your butler doing and why did none of your staff tell you where Selfridges or Waitrose are located???

tell us about your chosen honeymoon destination you bum

[chef]

hold on hold on, you were in Tesco's ???????

WTF was your butler doing and why did none of your staff tell you where Selfridges or Waitrose are located???

[Wilmslow]

Like the sound of the chicken with crusty lid recipe - do share!

[xoggoth]

I can't concentrate, there's a tiny garden spider building a web across my monitor. It's fiddling about just above the e in File at the moment.

[cailin maith]

Young man You're making it up aren't you?

I do hope you enjoy your crusty lid though.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

It was this that gave the game away EO

He's right EO

[Ruprect]

I was getting my ingredients for my 'chicken with a crusty lid' for tonight, and bingo , one of the 'basket only' ailses was open.
There was a Tesco employee just bagging up her bits, chatting to her colleague at the till, and fishing around for her priviledge card.

this was taking waaay too long

She was talking about the courts in Manchester, bus routes, time tables etc
blah blah blah
I realised she was off for jury duty next monday - blah blah

she was taking an eternity.
Then her friend on the till piped up blah blah
She had done jury duty a few years ago blah blah
She had a sex case blah blah
It was horrible blah blah
The details knocked her sick blah blah

this was taking an eternity.

Horrible case blah blah

I just couldnt believe that one step sister would do that to another


sorry young man, are you in a hurry ?


er..no, noo - carry on

It was this that gave the game away EO

[amcdonald]

Not many people would admit they're eating a crusty old bird for dinner

[Zippy]

its gen.
I got chatting after her mate left. apparently the step sister was aquitted after the judge pointed out some inconsistencies in the evidence, and directed the jury.

but of course by then my imagination was zooming

men eh

Shockers, the lot of you!

[EternalOptimist]

Young man You're making it up aren't you?

I do hope you enjoy your crusty lid though.

its gen.
I got chatting after her mate left. apparently the step sister was aquitted after the judge pointed out some inconsistencies in the evidence, and directed the jury.

but of course by then my imagination was zooming

men eh

[Zippy]

Young man You're making it up aren't you?

I do hope you enjoy your crusty lid though.

[EternalOptimist]

I was getting my ingredients for my 'chicken with a crusty lid' for tonight, and bingo , one of the 'basket only' ailses was open.
There was a Tesco employee just bagging up her bits, chatting to her colleague at the till, and fishing around for her priviledge card.

this was taking waaay too long

She was talking about the courts in Manchester, bus routes, time tables etc
blah blah blah
I realised she was off for jury duty next monday - blah blah

she was taking an eternity.
Then her friend on the till piped up blah blah
She had done jury duty a few years ago blah blah
She had a sex case blah blah
It was horrible blah blah
The details knocked her sick blah blah

this was taking an eternity.

Horrible case blah blah

I just couldnt believe that one step sister would do that to another


sorry young man, are you in a hurry ?


er..no, noo - carry on