Do you love cars?

[alreadypacked]

That's favouritism

Ok then you can have four

[darmstadt]

I ****ed a Princess once, got me willy stuck up the exhaust pipe

[alreadypacked]

Well I don't get the hand bags, shoes, cushions, candles etc. thing.

Neither do I



I should say, I do see some stuff I like, but most of the time I look at the price and think I could spend 2 weeks on a beach for that.

[rightfluff]

I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
It's a machine like a washing machine to me.

A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

HTH

Well I don't get the hand bags, shoes, cushions, candles etc. thing.

[d000hg]

What's he gonna do when the combustion engine is dead and cars no longer have exhaust pipes?

[doodab]

Machines are an expression of the human spirit.

[amcdonald]

That's favouritism

[alreadypacked]

I'm given to understand that ladies love their washing machines.

Particularly when sitting on them during the fast spin cycle.

[gingerjedi]

[gingerjedi]

I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
It's a machine like a washing machine to me.
A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

HTH

On a fast spin.

[alreadypacked]

I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
It's a machine like a washing machine to me.

A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

HTH

[DimPrawn]

Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph

I must admit I did **** a Peugeot once.

Changed the timing belt and forgot to put the key back into the timing gear and bent all the valves.