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MarillionFan replied

13 May 2011, 17:46
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Mine too. The next lesson is how to piss other people's pants.

"Mine's 35 and he still pisses his"

SY05
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Old Greg replied

13 May 2011, 17:34
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

My 3.5 year old stopped pissing herself 12 months ago, maybe she's just advanced for her age.

Mine too. The next lesson is how to piss other people's pants.
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AtW replied

13 May 2011, 16:23
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Am I supposed to be enjoying my childrens younger years, as it's my sons 5th birthday party tomorrow and 30 other kids are gonna be screaming and pissing their pants...

Thank god the bars open ...

This means 30 other parents will have some peace. You take one for the team and then you send your darling to other parents and get some peace.

Simples.
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vetran replied

13 May 2011, 16:22
PRC man after my own heart.

Cheeky Charlies/ Snakes & Ladders are ace.

You must be doing it wrong Chris no one has pissed their pants at our 10 do s.

Maybe you should get a mask?
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PRC1964 replied

13 May 2011, 15:33
It's not that hard. Hire somewhere padded where they can run and jump around to tire themselves out. Get a magician to keep them entertained once they're knackered, then pump them full of sugar and e-numbers in time for their parents to take them away again.
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gingerjedi replied

13 May 2011, 14:49
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Am I supposed to be enjoying my childrens younger years, as it's my sons 5th birthday party tomorrow and 30 other kids are gonna be screaming and pissing their pants...

Thank god the bars open ...

My 3.5 year old stopped pissing herself 12 months ago, maybe she's just advanced for her age.
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Moose423956 replied

13 May 2011, 14:41
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Am I supposed to be enjoying my childrens younger years, as it's my sons 5th birthday party tomorrow and 30 other kids are gonna be screaming and pissing their pants...

Thank god the bars open ...

And at that age, the other parents are happy to leave their kids and go off shopping or whatever they do when they have a couple of hours free time, leaving you in charge of their little darlings. Good luck!
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ChrisPackit started a topic Kids Birthday Parties...

13 May 2011, 14:27
Kids Birthday Parties...

Am I supposed to be enjoying my childrens younger years, as it's my sons 5th birthday party tomorrow and 30 other kids are gonna be screaming and pissing their pants...

Thank god the bars open ...
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