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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Fook me. You learn something new everyday.

    Dwile Flonking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Pah! Wussy Southern thing. For a Real Man's (and Real Woman's) beer related activity there's The Oxenhope Straw Race:

    The Course:

    Teams of two (male, female or mixed) start at the Waggon & Horses Inn, walk or run 1 mile to the Bay Horse Inn where a bale of straw is picked up (female teams may carry 1/2 bales if wished), and head up to the finish at the Dog & Gun, some 1 1/2 miles up a gentle hill, via the Social Club, the Lamb Inn and the former Shoulder of Mutton. A pint of beer (or half-pint for female teams) is drunk by teams at each stop.
    It is apparently quite exhausting for those who take it seriously.

    piccies

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Dwile Flonking sounds like what you do to a cheap whore.

    as in "I gave her a right Dwile Flonking!"
    I see an urban dictionary candidate.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Dwile Flonking sounds like what you do to a cheap whore.

    as in "I gave her a right Dwile Flonking!"

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  • Platypus
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    I have tried flonking the dwile, or what purported to be flonking the dwile. The version I played involved sopping wet beer towels and sticks I recall.

    Quite tricky, and I'm not convinced I was playing by proper rules, if indeed there are any proper rules.

    But it was part of a very enjoyable evening playing traditional and silly games

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  • MarillionFan
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    Friends of The Lewes Arms - History

    Pea throwing and spaniel racing. Loonies!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
    I've been asked to be in a team in July - not sure anyone actually knows the rules?

    To be honest I thought it was like 'Mornington Crescent'
    And the Wikipedia entry linked to above didn't give you any further clues as to its provenance and validity? FFS

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  • Sands of Time
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    I've been asked to be in a team in July - not sure anyone actually knows the rules?

    To be honest I thought it was like 'Mornington Crescent'



    Bing!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by jacquiw View Post
    What is it then?

    I'm not watching any YouTube clip.

    I'm on a dongle.
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Pissed blokes acting like women.
    ftfy

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by jacquiw View Post
    What is it then?

    I'm not watching any YouTube clip.

    I'm on a dongle.
    Pissed blokes acting like pissed blokes.

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  • jacquiw
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    What is it then?

    I'm not watching any YouTube clip.

    I'm on a dongle.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Alnwick is just up the road from me.

    This is real culture sasguru.

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  • Sands of Time
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Right. I'm going to have to Google this. If after googling this is a load of bollocks expect a negative rep with some choice words.

    Positive rep then?


    Bing!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Fook me. You learn something new everyday.

    Dwile Flonking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
    Anybody had any experience?

    Is it real?



    Bing!
    Right. I'm going to have to Google this. If after googling this is a load of bollocks expect a negative rep with some choice words.

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  • Sands of Time
    started a topic Dwile Flonking

    Dwile Flonking

    Anybody had any experience?

    Is it real?



    Bing!

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