• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Extreme Cleaning C5 Tuesday."

Collapse

  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    No, love - just helping
    Kettle on then please!

    Leave a comment:


  • cailin maith
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Euphemism?
    No, love - just helping

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Shall I pop round and help you do an eBay clearout?
    Euphemism?

    Leave a comment:


  • cailin maith
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Finally watched this.

    House occupied by deceased electronic/electrical engineer person.

    22 tons/tonnes of assorted electronic junk, human excrement etc. removed.

    Not quite in the Mr Trebus category, but pretty close.

    Scared now.

    Will that be my house in N years time?
    Shall I pop round and help you do an eBay clearout?

    Leave a comment:


  • TestMangler
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Actually MF's left-over stock consists of sledges and dried, varnished poos.

    He thought Grot was a real shop and was trying to market a range of "polished turds" to emulate its success.
    Ah ...Grot......one of my favourites. Square hoola hoops, silent LPs, cruet sets with no holes, Dr Snurd's paintings of the Algarve

    "Perhaps the pursuit of true uselessnes is the only truly useless pursuit" Reginald Perrin.

    Leave a comment:


  • d000hg
    replied
    Actually MF's left-over stock consists of sledges and dried, varnished poos.

    He thought Grot was a real shop and was trying to market a range of "polished turds" to emulate its success.

    Leave a comment:


  • TestMangler
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

    22 tons/tonnes of assorted unsold chinese furniture, human excrement etc. removed.

    Will that be my house in N years time?
    Sounds like MF's house to me

    Leave a comment:


  • doodab
    replied
    Does it follow that because you know how a transistor works you will start to save your turds for posterity?

    Leave a comment:


  • zeitghost
    started a topic Extreme Cleaning C5 Tuesday.

    Extreme Cleaning C5 Tuesday.

    Finally watched this.

    House occupied by deceased electronic/electrical engineer person.

    22 tons/tonnes of assorted electronic junk, human excrement etc. removed.

    Not quite in the Mr Trebus category, but pretty close.

    Scared now.

    Will that be my house in N years time?

Working...
X