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Wonderful world
Beware the Ass you kick today, it may be the one you have to kiss tomorrow!!
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Originally posted by MrMark View Post
But I like the reply that Eric Morecambe gave, when asked what he and Ernie would have done, had they not been comedians:
What would you be if you weren't a football player?
Crouch replied: A virgin.
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Another Mark Twain gem - only just found this one
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.
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Mark Twain has 100s of great quotes egIf you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mike and Bernie Winters
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Postthrough autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way
you always loved this time of year
loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
cos you're not here
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
now you're not here
you always loved this time of year
loose fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
cos you're not here
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Originally posted by eternaloptimist View Posti watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
i wish that i was flying with them
now you're not here
(iirc?)
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I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
and one by one, they disappear
I wish that I was flying with them
now you're not here
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A Word to Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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Most souls tis true but peep out once an age
Dull sullen prisoners in the body's cage
Pope again
Sometimes I wish I knew you well
then I could tell you
maybe you'd understand
G Harrison
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I am His Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
-also Alexander Pope
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