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Previously on "Balls"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Stop that right now.
    Just make sure he doesn't know where you live and it will be fine.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    FTFY
    Stop that right now.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I still play with 5 year olds' balls all the time and giggle. Good luck with that.
    FTFY

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Should I nip it in the bud?
    Might be a bit extreme.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Hmm...good one. Perhaps a bit of advice please.

    My 5y/o plays with his balls all the time and giggles...I've no idea why that is. Should I nip it in the bud?
    I still play with my balls all the time and giggle. Good luck with that.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Hmm...good one. Perhaps a bit of advice please.

    My 5y/o plays with his balls all the time and giggles...I've no idea why that is. Should I nip it in the bud?

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  • d000hg
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    Prizes for best answer?

    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    "Daddy, why do I have balls?"
    - "Go back to sleep"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I got woken from a deep sleep this morning by SY04 (just turned 4). As I clicked my eyes open, he asks, "Daddy, why do I have balls?"


    Suityou - 'Because I don't have any son'

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  • suityou01
    started a topic Balls

    Balls

    I got woken from a deep sleep this morning by SY04 (just turned 4). As I clicked my eyes open, he asks, "Daddy, why do I have balls?"



    "Ask your mother"

    "I did, she told me to ask you."

    "Er ok." Thinks hard, while still waking up. "Because if you didn't, you'd be a girl".

    Phew. That was a close one.

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