Tell Mr bLiar he is a ****

[Mordac]

>1. How many schoolkids in the UK actually know where Africa is?

Too many, that's why we've embarked on a comprehensive dumbing down policy. More stupid Liebour voters, that's what we need.

>2. Are there any African countries that need invading, like Zim or Algeria?

I'm completely opposed to invading any sovereign countries. (Iraq wasn't a sovereign country, btw, it was a dictatorship. Phew, got away with that one.)

>3. How does your fecking up of the UK economy affect our aid to Africa?

I don't understand the question. Next.

>4. How many nurses are left in Africa?

Look, we gave asylum to a few nurses because they were in danger of persecution, and now they're here it makes sense to put them to work. What's wrong with that?


>5. If we write off African debt, how long will it take them to run up to the same debt level again?

As long as they spend it on British weapons, I don't really care.

>6. Who is your favourite mass-murdering African dictator?

It wouldn't be fair for me to name a favourite, I think they're all very nice.

Tony B Liar

[wendigo100]

"questions are invited on two major issues, the issue of Africa, and the issue of climate change".

Typical Bliar, duck the real issues...

I've got loads about Africa alone:

1. How many schoolkids in the UK actually know where Africa is?

2. Are there any African countries that need invading, like Zim or Algeria?

3. How does your fecking up of the UK economy affect our aid to Africa?

4. How many nurses are left in Africa?

5. If we write off African debt, how long will it take them to run up to the same debt level again?

6. Who is your favourite mass-murdering African dictator?

[ladymuck]

Dear Mr Tory

I bought a toaster but it doesn't work, can I have my money back?

[Sputnik]

Dear Mr Bliar

I have found those weapons of mass destruction you were looking for. They are currently seated around your cabinet table.

[eternalnomad]

Dear Mr B-liar,

how does it feel to be an international war criminal ?

[Jakes Daddy]

Dear Mr Bliar,

I admire your clear commitment and contribution to underpriviledged minority groups. But surely marrying the pig-ugly minger Cherie was beyond the call of duty ? What was in it for you ?

[meridian]

Dear Mr Bliar,

My wife regularly gives money to good causes in Africa. When can I expect my peership please?

[benn0]

Two things.

1. Thanks for dragging this country out of the doldrums and for putting the Great back in Britain.

2. Any chance of three day public holiday when maggie snuffs it?

[AlfredJPruffock]

My question would be ... In your capacity as Prime Minister, have you ever been economical with the Truth ... have you told, at all times, the Public and the Government, The Truth, The Whole Truth and nothing but the Truth ?

[DaveB]

"questions are invited on two major issues, the issue of Africa, and the issue of climate change".

Typical Bliar, duck the real issues...

It's a combined puff piece for Blair and MSN. Blair gets to pick the questions so he can look good and you can only take part via MSN so you have to go download it from the convieniantly placed link in the article.

[Mordac]

"questions are invited on two major issues, the issue of Africa, and the issue of climate change".

Typical Bliar, duck the real issues...

[DimPrawn]

http://www.msn.co.uk/htx/tonyblairmessengerchat/

Go on, you know you want to.