The Dobwalls and District Model Railway Exhibition

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stek replied

13 April 2011, 08:21
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I disagree!

Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Don't understand a word of that...

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Sysman replied

13 April 2011, 08:03
Originally posted by stek View Post

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Don't understand a word of that...
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stek replied

13 April 2011, 07:27
Моя собака не имеет нос!
Действительно? Как собака запах?
Он не товарищ, мы съели фашистские империалистические свиньи!

Xa Xa Xa!! Imperialist fascist pigs!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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Churchill replied

13 April 2011, 06:15
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Come on, be kind to Soviets. They don't understand English eccentricity.

Or English humour.

Or humour, come to that.

I disagree!

Originally posted by russian humour

Моя собака не имеет нос!
Действительно? Как собака запах?
Он не товарищ, мы съели фашистские империалистические свиньи!
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Doggy Styles replied

12 April 2011, 21:58
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Au contraire. I happen to find some of gricer's efforts well worth a read. Which is more than can be said for any of YOURS!

Come on, be kind to Soviets. They don't understand English eccentricity.

Or English humour.

Or humour, come to that.

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shaunbhoy replied

12 April 2011, 18:00
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

Au contraire. I happen to find some of gricer's efforts well worth a read. Which is more than can be said for any of YOURS!
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MarillionFan replied

12 April 2011, 17:49
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

I guess this means it belongs to someone in the high Echelons of CUK Ruling Elite...

I've given up reading the posts now. As soon as I can I leave a neg rep and move on.
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gricerboy replied

12 April 2011, 15:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

I guess this means it belongs to someone in the high Echelons of CUK Ruling Elite...

Hardly. I got an infraction for daring to venture a similar opinion about kandr.

If anything, this suggests that YOU are a reptilian member of the cuk illuminati, not I.

Incidentally,<lookingAtCojak>I think I should be exonerated over that incident since subsequent events demonstrate that I was playing Churchill to your Chamberlain.</lookingAtCojak>
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DimPrawn replied

12 April 2011, 15:29
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Are you sure AtW old chap? Gricerboy's posts are as interesting as most on here. And I'd venture they are a darn sight more interesting than many, such as tales of "my lunch".

or SKA News!
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Doggy Styles replied

12 April 2011, 15:26
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

Are you sure AtW old chap? Gricerboy's posts are as interesting as most on here. And I'd venture they are a darn sight more interesting than many, such as tales of "my lunch".
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Pondlife replied

12 April 2011, 14:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

I guess this means it belongs to someone in the high Echelons of CUK Ruling Elite...

Disagree.

You know what 'he' posts is bollox. The idea is to point it out so that 'he' ups his game until they become credible again.
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AtW replied

12 April 2011, 14:50
Dull sockie.

Can't believe it's not banned yet.

I guess this means it belongs to someone in the high Echelons of CUK Ruling Elite...
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DimPrawn replied

12 April 2011, 14:33
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

With his handicraft skills and his West Country connections, perhaps he'd make a good replacement for Jack Hargreaves in an updated version of Out Of Town?

Blimey, Jack Hargreaves, that brings back memories.....
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gricerboy replied

12 April 2011, 14:30
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

That sounded fun.

Incidentally, did you know that when he retired from football, Julian attempted to become a professional golfer? He was very good, but in a sport where an inch can make the difference between getting into the hole and "lipping out", he didn't quite make it. The tight holes separate the men from the boys at that game.

With his handicraft skills and his West Country connections, perhaps he'd make a good replacement for Jack Hargreaves in an updated version of Out Of Town?
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Doggy Styles replied

12 April 2011, 14:16
That sounded fun.

Incidentally, did you know that when he retired from football, Julian attempted to become a professional golfer? He was very good, but in a sport where an inch can make the difference between getting into the hole and "lipping out", he didn't quite make it. The tight holes separate the men from the boys at that game.
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