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DaveB replied

15 March 2006, 11:01
Originally posted by FrankScribe

Nah .... In one hand I hold a stylus and in the other a tablet

First one to say - Keep taking the tablets gets it

What if they dont want it? Will you give it to them anyway? Is'nt there a law against that?
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sasguru replied

15 March 2006, 11:00
Originally posted by FrankScribe

Nah .... In one hand I hold a stylus and in the other a tablet

First one to say - Keep taking the tablets gets it

Keep taking the tablets.
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FrankScribe replied

15 March 2006, 10:57
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

I thought your avatar was holding a tube in its hand.

Nah .... In one hand I hold a stylus and in the other a tablet

First one to say - Keep taking the tablets gets it
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threaded replied

15 March 2006, 09:42
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

You like felching?

Well I never, same thought ran through me. Great minds think alike an' all that.
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Mr Crosby replied

15 March 2006, 09:41
Originally posted by FrankScribe

Felching?

Don't understand I'm afraid, this must be some sort of slang term beyond my experience - elucidate please

I thought your avatar was holding a tube in its hand.
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Mordac replied

15 March 2006, 09:39
Originally posted by FrankScribe

Felching?

Don't understand I'm afraid, this must be some sort of slang term beyond my experience - elucidate please

If you don't know what felching is, trust me, you don't want to know...
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FrankScribe replied

15 March 2006, 09:34
Felching?

Don't understand I'm afraid, this must be some sort of slang term beyond my experience - elucidate please
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Mr Crosby replied

15 March 2006, 09:26
Originally posted by FrankScribe

So what does mine tell you about me?

You like felching?
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FrankScribe replied

15 March 2006, 09:13
So what does mine tell you about me?
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zeitghost replied

15 March 2006, 08:41
Would have thought the avatar was a bit of a giveaway...
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FrankScribe replied

14 March 2006, 17:09
So ...... Zeitghost is a GAL - should've realised from the neckwear
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Mordac replied

14 March 2006, 16:23
Originally posted by zeitghost

I couldn't possibly comment; that's a very species-ist attitude...

Sorry Zeit, couldn't resist. I'm sure you've got a sparkling personality. For a Giant Alien Lizard, anyway.
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zeitghost replied

14 March 2006, 16:15
Originally posted by Mordac

Which is dead handy when you're as ugly as that...

I couldn't possibly comment; that's a very species-ist attitude...
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Mordac replied

14 March 2006, 16:13
Originally posted by zeitghost

No.

Worse than that: some lizards are asexual & reproduce without the requirement for sex at all...

Which is dead handy when you're as ugly as that...
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zeitghost replied

14 March 2006, 16:05
Originally posted by Churchill

Is that 'coz you Giant Alien Lizards are hermaphrodites and can take the phrase "Go screw yourself" literally?

No.

Worse than that: some lizards are asexual & reproduce without the requirement for sex at all...
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