Reply to: I'm going to sit out in the garden

[wobbegong]

eeeh lad. the sun has gone down over the rooftops.

The breeze changed, and I could smell the blossoms from the disused railway and watch the lazy bees buzzing around the garden. Then a plane flew over, in slow circles, a novice by the way the wings wobbled, and I could also hear the sound of a train in the distance.
all very nice

now I have an hour before the lady comes home from work, to make our cheese and wine party.

Crusty bread, a prawn cocktail, coarse mushroom pate, boursin, a bowl of grapes and a bottle of white wine for the lady

Bread, blue cheese, a jar of pickles, and cheese crackers, plus whats left of ten cans for myself

then its up at six tomorrow for another day.

its the contractor life for me boys. and girls

Lightweight!

[TimberWolf]

Atlantic crossed on raft made of pipes

Setting off from the Canaries.

By an 85 year old, though his crew were sprightly 56-61 year olds.

I would like to think that I could sail the Atlantic in a boat made of pipes when I'm 85.

[TimberWolf]

Weather in Lanzarote, Canary Islands

Mine was today's forecast, yours is current temperature (click my link).

Edit: At least I hope yours is current temperature, or maybe a daily average, rather than a high, because a 10 degree difference in forecasts takes some explaining. Except with the words BBC weather, Met Office, etc. Someone will just have to fly out there and find out.

[EternalOptimist]

Weather in Lanzarote, Canary Islands

[EternalOptimist]

31 degrees C forecast today, but the sea temperature is only 18 or 19 degrees C. Still a bit nippy for swimming?

The other big problem with Lanzarote is that there are no trees to sling a hammock off. What is there to do there? I may give Tenerife a whirl.

eh ? it were 19c when i checked an hour ago

[TimberWolf]

See you in Lanzarote, chubs!

31 degrees C forecast today, but the sea temperature is only 18 or 19 degrees C. Still a bit nippy for swimming?

The other big problem with Lanzarote is that there are no trees to sling a hammock off. What is there to do there? I may give Tenerife a whirl.

[MarillionFan]

eeeh lad. the sun has gone down over the rooftops.

The breeze changed, and I could smell the blossoms from the disused railway and watch the lazy bees buzzing around the garden. Then a plane flew over, in slow circles, a novice by the way the wings wobbled, and I could also hear the sound of a train in the distance.
all very nice

now I have an hour before the lady comes home from work, to make our cheese and wine party.

Crusty bread, a prawn cocktail, coarse mushroom pate, boursin, a bowl of grapes and a bottle of white wine for the lady

Bread, blue cheese, a jar of pickles, and cheese crackers, plus whats left of ten cans for myself

then its up at six tomorrow for another day.

its the contractor life for me boys. and girls

I'm attacking the blue-cheese when I get home tomorrow - with a nice bottle of red, all to myself!

You two bastards are on Ignore.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm attacking the blue-cheese when I get home tomorrow - with a nice bottle of red, all to myself!

sometimes its nice to have an hour.

I dont mind doing the garden, working away, making the tea, and all the rest

I just want an hour now and then

[Churchill]

eeeh lad. the sun has gone down over the rooftops.

The breeze changed, and I could smell the blossoms from the disused railway and watch the lazy bees buzzing around the garden. Then a plane flew over, in slow circles, a novice by the way the wings wobbled, and I could also hear the sound of a train in the distance.
all very nice

now I have an hour before the lady comes home from work, to make our cheese and wine party.

Crusty bread, a prawn cocktail, coarse mushroom pate, boursin, a bowl of grapes and a bottle of white wine for the lady

Bread, blue cheese, a jar of pickles, and cheese crackers, plus whats left of ten cans for myself

then its up at six tomorrow for another day.

its the contractor life for me boys. and girls

I'm attacking the blue-cheese when I get home tomorrow - with a nice bottle of red, all to myself!

[EternalOptimist]

You lucky sod. I'm stuck in the office earning a crust!

eeeh lad. the sun has gone down over the rooftops.

The breeze changed, and I could smell the blossoms from the disused railway and watch the lazy bees buzzing around the garden. Then a plane flew over, in slow circles, a novice by the way the wings wobbled, and I could also hear the sound of a train in the distance.
all very nice

now I have an hour before the lady comes home from work, to make our cheese and wine party.

Crusty bread, a prawn cocktail, coarse mushroom pate, boursin, a bowl of grapes and a bottle of white wine for the lady

Bread, blue cheese, a jar of pickles, and cheese crackers, plus whats left of ten cans for myself

then its up at six tomorrow for another day.

its the contractor life for me boys. and girls

[Churchill]

Came back from office, picked up son put him down for sleep, got on conference call, heard cry, went up, picked him up he chundered down my suit big time, went back down switched off call, phoned missus who
closed shop, swapped, finished call in pair of shorts and tshirt behind counter in shop with the pungent smell of off milk. Now home for a second day of soup and no beer.

See you in Lanzarote, chubs!

[OwlHoot]

... picked up son put him down for sleep, got on conference call, heard cry, went up, picked him up he chundered down my suit big time,

Wouldn't it be easier, and save on dry cleaning bills, to hold him sideways?

(I was going to say facing outward, but then remembered your earlier post )

[d000hg]

What's with 24£ instead of £24?

[MarillionFan]

Came back from office, picked up son put him down for sleep, got on conference call, heard cry, went up, picked him up he chundered down my suit big time, went back down switched off call, phoned missus who
closed shop, swapped, finished call in pair of shorts and tshirt behind counter in shop with the pungent smell of off milk. Now home for a second day of soup and no beer.

[cailin maith]

As you were, sorry, I misread the title

(Me and my speed reading)

Not beyond the relams of possibility for him though, eh?