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  • Lockhouse
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    Ouch! I did mine in tripping on the stairs - I had the cartilage rebuilt but they neglected to straighten it

    Might get round to having it straightened next time I break it.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    So did someone get in a crafty punch/stamp under a ruck/scrum, or did you trip over and land on your face?


    Smashing your face in a try-scoring swan-dive would be nice.
    Somebody bashed his shin on my face when diving into a ruck. He bruised his shin and fell over grabbing it, which was nice to see.

    I think it was all accidental, but unfortunately I won't be mistaken for Brad Pitt any more.

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  • d000hg
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    So did someone get in a crafty punch/stamp under a ruck/scrum, or did you trip over and land on your face?


    Smashing your face in a try-scoring swan-dive would be nice.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Have you bust it before? Doing anything to keep it looking nice when it heals?
    Yep; it's been rebuilt once already. It isn't bent this time but swollen on one side.

    As for keeping it looking nice, Lady Tester recommends Rituals Indonesian Jojoba and Turtlepoo Facemask with enriching Protein Q10, or something like that. Sounds a bit woofty-poofty to me. Ice pack is best.

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  • d000hg
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    Have you bust it before? Doing anything to keep it looking nice when it heals?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Embarrassing accident it is then.
    Ebbarassig iddeed.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Rugby Udiod.
    Embarrassing accident it is then.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Cause? Manly activity, drunken shenanigans or an embarrassing accident? Fingers crossed you don't get a cold
    Rugby Udiod.

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  • administrator
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    Cause? Manly activity, drunken shenanigans or an embarrassing accident? Fingers crossed you don't get a cold

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Ouch.

    n and m's.
    That's what I said isd't it?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, I've bust by doze, which beads I´b havig trouble with by ´b´s and by ´d´s today. You´ll have to excuse be if I´b a bit difficult to udderstadd.

    I hope all will be back to dormal sood.
    Ouch.

    n and m's.

    b's and d's seem to be working fine.

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic By doze is bust

    By doze is bust

    Yep, I've bust by doze, which beads I´b havig trouble with by ´b´s and by ´d´s today. You´ll have to excuse be if I´b a bit difficult to udderstadd.

    I hope all will be back to dormal sood.

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