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Previously on "Weird sighting this morning."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNo way, makes me want to wee.
Never use mine, I hate feeling sweaty.
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
Got to love heated leather seats
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostOr had he just made a hasty getaway from somewhere he shouldn't have been?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPosh car; he obviously enjoys the warm sensation of leather against his cheeks. did I really say that?
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Or had he just made a hasty getaway from somewhere he shouldn't have been?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYep, he'd just sharted. Whipped his keks off, wiped his botty on his original pants, and flung the pants away, then borrowed some more off a nearby washing line.
Pretty standard really.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostPerhaps they are linen and he doesn't wish to wrinkle them.
Or perhaps his significant other will be having breakfast in the car, so to speak.
Couldn't see any female and he unlocked the car before getting in.
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Posh car; he obviously enjoys the warm sensation of leather against his cheeks. did I really say that?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIn true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.
When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.
As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.
He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.
WTF?
ideas?
Pretty standard really.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIn true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.
When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.
As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.
He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.
WTF?
ideas?
Or perhaps his significant other will be having breakfast in the car, so to speak.
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Weird sighting this morning.
In true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.
When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.
As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.
He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.
WTF?
ideas?Tags: None
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