What should I say....

[Mr.Whippy]

What's wrong with...

"Stop picking your nose while I'm talking to you!"

Because I'm a cop out I think I'll just avoid them as much as possible.

[doodab]

Perhaps pick a few bogeys of your own, put them in a little matchbox, wrap it in gift paper with a little ribbon and leave it on his desk.

Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it....

[Mich the Tester]

What's wrong with...

"Stop picking your nose while I'm talking to you!"

Easy, efficient and straightforward; not the way of modern corporate life.

[Churchill]

What's wrong with...

"Stop picking your nose while I'm talking to you!"

[Mich the Tester]

Perhaps pick a few bogeys of your own, put them in a little matchbox, wrap it in gift paper with a little ribbon and leave it on his desk.

[Churchill]

To the guy who constantly picks his nose... even when you're talking to him, he's looking at you doing it.... And it's a full on dig around with his little finger, Dr Evil style...... very disturbing and off-putting

Tell him that you're so socially inept that you had to ask a forum of geeks how to address his disgusting habit.

[Mich the Tester]

Just make (un)subtle references and double entendres each time you speak to him;

- snot really a problem you know
- give them a finger and they'll take your whole arm
- stop being nosey

etc
etc
DaveB's good at that kind of thing.

[Pondlife]

ask him if he wants to borrow your pen to get right to the back.

[wobbegong]

Ask him if he's aware that he's doing it in public?

Or wear one of these . . .

[doodab]

...with one hand and your arse with the other at the same time.

Then go for the two handed handshake afterwards.

[Mich the Tester]

Just scratch your nuts...

...with one hand and your arse with the other at the same time.

[doodab]

Just scratch your nuts.

[Mich the Tester]

Ask him if he's related to Gordon Brown.

[Wilmslow]

To the guy who constantly picks his nose... even when you're talking to him, he's looking at you doing it.... And it's a full on dig around with his little finger, Dr Evil style...... very disturbing and off-putting

I bet he has a very sexy woman - they seem to go for that type........

[Mr.Whippy]

To the guy who constantly picks his nose... even when you're talking to him, he's looking at you doing it.... And it's a full on dig around with his little finger, Dr Evil style...... very disturbing and off-putting