Wilmslows Mumsies House: The telephone rings with an ominous, yet petulant tone.
Wilmslows Mumsey:Yeeeeesssss!
Wilmslow:Mummy, mummmy! They're doing it again!
Wilmslows Mummy:What are those fiends doing now my little buttercup?
Wilmslow:Well.. <sniffles> I was minding my own business, you know, just organising my collection of betterware containers. When all of a sudden.... a football fell in my garden!
Wilmslows Mummy:Really? Did this spherical portent of doom cause any damage or injure anyone?
Wilmslow:...Well no not really. Oh wait it did flatten some grass on my lawn! My cctv caught the whole incident in grainy colour!
Wilmslows Mummy:<disconnects call>
Wilmslow:Mummy? Mummy? Are you there? Hello? Bugger I'll post this crap on Contractor UK and get back to my betterware collection.
Is that how it all went down?
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