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TimberWolf replied

23 March 2011, 00:02
I quite liked these too:

Hi. Are you legal?

I've got a condom with your name on it.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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EternalOptimist replied

22 March 2011, 16:32
Whats the difference between a lolly-ice and a knob ?
you dont know ?

well suck on this before it melts
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MaryPoppins replied

22 March 2011, 16:30
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

How would you like to come back to my place, so I can smother you with my pasty looking, overweight, questionably hygienic body and sweat in your eyes?

Go on, you know you want to.

No? Seriously?
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:55
Come on. We're leaving.
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:53
have I f*cked you yet?
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Pondlife replied

22 March 2011, 14:51
How would you like to come back to my place, so I can smother you with my pasty looking, overweight, questionably hygienic body and sweat in your eyes?

Go on, you know you want to.

No? Seriously?
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:45
Hi. My name is Bill, but my friends call me tripod.
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:44
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

What if the guys grin too?

Cross him off as a competitor.
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StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff replied

22 March 2011, 14:42
This one will only work for certain people (quite a few Cukkers)

"Would you like a little mong in you?"
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wobbegong replied

22 March 2011, 14:38
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

This might work: Hold up a note that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me".

What if the guys grin too?
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:38
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:37
Have you ever played leap frog naked?

I'm getting these from The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:35
This might work: Hold up a note that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me".
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TimberWolf replied

22 March 2011, 14:33
Hi. You'll do.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 March 2011, 13:35
IT Geek; ' Hey babe, do you come here often?'

Girl in rather sleazy bar; ' I'm here every day but I'm rarely the one that comes'
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